What the hell is Ron not doing on the cover? Malfoy is, why not Ron? Is Ron suddenly not good enough for the cover? What is this?! (Burn on you Ron, you B-list fiction character)

A startling occurrence: Does Ron die?! I'd much rather have Harry die... what a whiny, caps-lock kid. Waah, nobody understands me, my parents left me at a young age, I have so much pent-up rage that I don't know what to do with.. waaah. The ultimate emo, right after Romeo. I'd demonstrate by typing a passage from the book but I just can't be bothered. It goes something like:

Dumbledore: You do care, Harry. You care so much that you feel you could die from the pain of it all.

Harry: I DON'T CARE. I DON'T! I DON'T! *throws things at Dumbledore* *sob sob* I'm so tragic. Wah wah. *cut cut cut* I'm saaaad. *writes emo song* (much like the one Jon Volkmar sang in Interview with God, if anybody is familiar with Goddamnstupidhead productions)

And I mean, come on. Why are redheads with freckles always the secondary characters? They're just as nice as others... well except for maybe in South Park, where the "gingers" suffer from gingivitis (as Justin keeps recounting to me.. I know, Justin, I know you like that episode!)

Yeah Ron, you go ahead and die. Leave Hermione all alone-y on her own-y. See if I care. I bet I won't.

God, life is such a soap opera.